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Old 11-02-2003, 10:50 PM   #1
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Before the Iraq War, the Alchemists at the Pentagon came out with an Environmentally friendly nuclear weapon called a MOAB. A weapon so powerful, that even the people watching the blasts on TV fall out of their chairs!

A few months after, they created Metal Storm. A gun that fires 1,000,000 rounds per minute! A MILLION ROUNDS PER MINUTE!!! You don't even have time to say "Oh Sh*t!" You'd be gone! They'd have to sweep what's left of you into a dust pan and put your remains in a mayonase jar!

In October, 2003, the United States and Israel created a Rail Gun that could knock missiles out of the air. If you don't know what a Rail gun is, it's A REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BIG LASER CANNON WITH A BAD ATTITUDE!!!

What's next for Modern Warfare?