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Old 10-31-2003, 11:53 PM   #1
VulcanRider
Lord Soth
 

Join Date: July 25, 2002
Location: Melbourne FL
Age: 61
Posts: 1,971
Some of the artists from the 60's & 70's are re-releasing their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate us...good news, for those feeling a little older
and missing those great old tunes...

Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"
The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"
The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"
Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"
Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"
Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
ABBA - "Denture Queen"
Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
Roberta Flack - "The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face"
Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"
Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Steppenwolf- Born to Nap Awhile
The Beatles: "All You Need is Levitra"
Rolling Stones - "(I can't get no) Fiber Action"
Elvis Presley - "Viva Viagra"
Elvis Presley - "Love Me Tender" (a.k.a. The Prostate Song)
Martha & the Vandellas - "(BenGay is like a) Heat Wave"
The Angels - "My Lawyer's Back (and you're gonna be in trouble)"
Jeannie C. Riley - "Harper Valley C.P.R."
Leslie Gore - "It's My Impeachment (and I'll Lie if I want to)"
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