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Old 10-27-2003, 07:59 AM   #5
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Jack Burton
 

Join Date: May 15, 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Age: 39
Posts: 5,888
*shudders at the idea of the honeymoon*

"I'm sorry sir, but your dog cannot come into the hotel here."
"My dog! That's my wife!"
"Your wife?"
"Yes! And this is our honeymoon!"
"Yeah right! And my grandmother was Elvis Presley!"
"She was?"
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