Here are my feminine opinions on some of these [img]tongue.gif[/img]
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Phil likes to shop 
1. Crying is blackmail.
Then don't give us a reason to blackmail you
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
We don't expect you to. Most of the time you already are [img]tongue.gif[/img]
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
This is just a false statement altogether. Sometimes I think i'm fat. But you all know I'm not [img]tongue.gif[/img]
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
I see how it is in this one. It requires locking you out of the bedroom [img]graemlins/littleangel.gif[/img]
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
Christopher was also looking for India, not America. He was lost, and obviously didn't end up at the right destination
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
Calaethis knows what muave is. It's a darkish red!
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
Well ok, if you say so. Next time you take me out to a fancy dinner and you're all dressed nice, i'll wear a tanktop and a pair of sweats and sandals
1. You have enough clothes.
You have enough beer
1. You have too many shoes.
You have too much hair
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
A shape that is not fun to cuddle with
I hope that is sufficent feedback boys