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I remember a nice one:
Two Jewish kids are attending a catholic school. On their first history lesson a nun comes in and asks them: "Who was the greatest man in history?"
The class is silent until one of the two says: "Jesus"
"That's right" and she gives him a cookie.
After class the other kid asks him why he gave that answer. He replies: "I know it's Moses, you know it's Moses, but business is business"
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