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Originally posted by Sythe:
This is not really a joke but an insult I heard today. It can become really useful when you cannoth think up a good come back.
"(Put persons name here) if there was a gay club you'd be the leader!"
I gurantee it'll make the dude you just insulted blink. The trick to is using the right tone of voice.
Here's a joke
Your mom's lips are so big that
instead of lipstick she uses a red paint roller!
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Heehee you want an insult?? Here's one i used on a workmate once when he was giving me crap about something
Me: Hey, hey wait... i got something for you...
"makes a big show off taking something out of my pocket (any pocket will do)"
give the person the middle finger out of your pocket.
Sure as hell shut him up. lol