[Sythe]

This is not really a joke but an insult I heard today. It can become really useful when you cannoth think up a good come back.

"(Put persons name here) if there was a gay club you'd be the leader!"

I gurantee it'll make the dude you just insulted blink. The trick to is using the right tone of voice.

Here's a joke

Your mom's lips are so big that

instead of lipstick she uses a red paint roller!