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Old 10-23-2003, 12:39 PM   #18
Raistlin Majere
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Join Date: March 26, 2002
Location: Finland
Age: 37
Posts: 2,323
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
(Say this one out loud)Knock knock
Whos there
Little ol' lady
Little ol' lady who? [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
knock knock jokes? i got two:

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who
Don’t get so upset, crybaby!
What?
Ha! Ha! I made you say “boo-hoo”
You’re a real idiot.
That wasn’t necessary.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
FBI!


Hello? FBI! Let us in!

…nobody here…
Oh. Let’s go boys!
(Phew!)


Edit: Found this in my e-mail:

The bear and the rabbit

There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.

It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

[ 10-23-2003, 12:53 PM: Message edited by: Raistlin Majere ]
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