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why was 6 afraid of 7
because 7 8 9
A sandwich and a peanut enter a bar
The bartender goes: "Sorry, but we don't serve food"
A blind guy enters a shop. He takes his dog by the tail and starts swinging it around like a throwing hammer. The attendant asks: "May I help you sir"
"No, I'm just looking around"
and a really sick one:
Three pregnant woman are sitting on a park bench and knitting pullovers for their soon arriving children. One takes a pack of pills from her purse and swalows some. The others go: "Hey, that's bad for your child." She responds: "No those are just aspirin, they are completely harmless". Soon the second takes out some pills:"They are just vitamins, they are actually good for the child"
Finally the last takes out some. When the others ask: "What are those?" she answers: "Thalidomide, I just can't seem to get the sleeves done"
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\"I am forever spellbound by the frailty of life\"<br /><br /> Faceman
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