Thread: Brainwash??
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Old 10-16-2003, 03:36 AM   #45
shadowhound
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Join Date: November 24, 2001
Location: Australia
Age: 39
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zuvio:

Kid: Why does it rain?
Adult: God wants it to rain!
Kid: Why does God want it to rain?
Adult: He works in mysterious ways!
Kid: How do you know that?
Adult: Stop asking all those questions and simply believe in Him!
Kid: Why does it rain?
Me: Because God is crying
Kid: Why is God crying?
Me: Probably because of something you did!

...it's ok, I never plan to be a parent [img]smile.gif[/img]
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