http://objective.jesussave.us/members.html
"Tim has worked tirelessly as our Treasurer, taking time from his tax practice to aid us. As an accountant, he has to deal daily with the soulless secular world and so he takes great pleasure in putting his knowledge of accountancy to use in the righteous cause of Our Lord. If you ever need your taxes filed, come see Tim. He gives a 5% discount for all Christians and 10% discount for non-Christians willing to convert on the spot."
Ahahahahaha, brilliant!
I LOVE this site!
It's almost better than the Landover Baptist's offer for a free mobile phone if you convert!
"Accept Christ and we'll throw in a mobile phone!"
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0102/phoneoffer.html