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Originally posted by robertthebard: Well, judging by the posts here, I'm the second oldest person on the boards, by a decade, [img]tongue.gif[/img] , but I won't be bragging about it, too much. I too, am old enough to know better, but still too young to care. Oh yeah, in case no one got that, I'm 40.

Don't fool yourself. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said Keraptisdm. "I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied Neuromancer. "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said Arnabas. "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," antryg contributed. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an Bastet. Then there was a short moment of silence. "Thank God we can all still drive," said TheCrimsonBlade.