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Originally posted by Horatio:
You mean so they warm to you and you take on a maternal light, only to dash their hopes of you reading them stories when you turn all "I am the drow mistress, come here and be punished, etc"? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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"Once upon a time, little boys and girls, there was a very silly Ironworks member called Horatio. Now, Horatio liked to run, so when he annoyed the nice drow mistress Kaltia, she let him run.
From her five-headed dragon pet "Tiamat".
It is said that the silly Horatio is still running away from Tiamat even now! Oh, dear, boys and girls, that's the end of the story! But look! I have a new one here, "The tale of the dancing genie-boy"! It begins like so..."
Something like that, Robert?
