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Many people wonder "Do I have an Evil Spirit in my house?" Well, ask yourself these questions:
When you're alone, do you hear a voice saying "I will kick you in the NUTS!!!" (or if your a woman, do you hear some other, offensive thing?)
Do gloves hover in the air and give you the finger?
Do you get kicked in the nutsack (or if your a woman, smacked on the behind) by unseen forces?
Does blood appear on the wall in the form of writing that spells out a message saying "I'm gonna cut off your head and drink your brain with a crazy straw!"?
Does your bottle of beer on the coffee table hover up and tip itself , pouring it's contents, only to stop just before hitting the couch?
Do Chainsaws hover in thin air and fly toward you?
And last but not least, does the stereo turn on in the middle of the night with all twenty speakers blowing the walls away, and you go to see what's going on only to find a flying Lamp shade and two beer kegs floating in thin air, and when they stop, the kegs fly toward you and plow you to the wall!
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