Now I don't wanna get on a rant here [img]graemlins/rant.gif[/img] But Have you ever played the PC game, Ghostmaster!? I tell ya, it's cute, but really inaccurate. And it is innacurate according to:
www.paranormalghostsociety.org
www.theshadowlands.net
and many others.
Any idiot knows that Poltergiests don't animate their physical bodies just to rip them in half! And everybody knows that spirits don't control the weather! I tell you, it may be cute, but if you go into the Paranormal Buisness, the biz will chew you up until you become 100% liquid and spit you into a toilet bowl! But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
Anyway, I had a really funny idea: If I could make a Mockery of this game, I would call it "ASSmaster" Where instead of controlling spirits that frighten people until they run out of the area, you control Solicitors that annoy people until they go BERSERK!!! By Solicitors, I mean Salesmen, Politicians that want your vote so bad they'll hassel you 'til they get it, Separatists who will not stop until you sign their petition to remove Quebec, Conservatives, Fanatics (the guys that show up at 6:00am at your door) Telemarketers, Spammers, Celeberty @-holes (i.e. Micheal Jackson who arrives at your doorstep to dance and piss you off,) and last but not least, me, the Whackmiester!
Nevermind being afraid of ghosts -- Fear the A-holes of the Earth!