I've only ever stolen contact lens solution on any regular basis. It wasn't for the thrill or the rush, in fact I hated the feeling. BUT, I hated more knowing that I was paying $12 for cleaning solution and $10 for storage solution. That's a bunch of crap if you ask me. But now the prices seem to have gone down so I'm happy to say the only thing I steal now is illegal firearms. I mean... nothing, nothing at all.
One of the funniest things I've ever heard was about this guy who robbed a bank naked. Apparently they didn't have security cameras, or he had somehow disabled them, because there was no video footage they could review. The genius part comes in here; When they questioned the witnesses, NO ONE could give an accurate description of the guy. Either they were too embarrassed to look at his face, or they were looking at... other stuff. But last I heard they had no leads and no suspects. hehe