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I liked my version of Straight Eye for the Queer Guy better. I actually sought to give real advice to gay men, not faux advice to straight men.
Example lessons:
1. Yes, shorts can be too short.
2. Nothing screams "I need attention" like bronze highlights.
3. Socks -- they have a purpose, and yes they should sometimes be worn.
4. Unless you're a Ghetto-rapper, you must realize that adding a ridiculous pricetag to a gaudy clashing garmet does NOT give it inherent worth.
4a. Nothing Coco Chanel makes looks good on a male, and most looks bad on a female.
4b. Burberry is not only ugly, it's now trite.
4c. Sunglasses can serve their purpose without handlebars and gold-enameled artwork springing from their sides.
5. No one wants to dance next to someone imitating Flashdance -- save it for you "alone time."
6. Healhty self-humor 101, or "How to realize Bird Cage was a good movie, despite the fact you felt insulted."
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I am offering the first three lessons on book and dvd at Bi-Temptation Island at 50% off the retail price. Stop on over and peruse the goods.
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