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as usual i got this from the internet.. and i removed MOST of the peoms here since they were really too naughty actually.. and this is a family forum sooo... i got poems i thought would be acceptable ..
PS: mods: tell me which poems to delete if they are too naughty..
>>POEM #
6
>>Sex is bad
>>Sex is a sin
>>Sins are forgiven
>>So stick it in.
>>POEM # 7 (EDITED POEM..)
>>Holy mother, full of grace
>>Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
>>Bless his hair that tends to curl
>>Keep him
safe from all the girls
>>Bless his arms that are so strong
>>Keep his hands where they belong
>>And if my Mom happened to walk in
>>Bless the s**t I'd be in.
>>POEM # 8
>>Sex is when a guys
communication
>>enters a girls information
>>to increase the population
>>for a younger generation
>>do you get the information...
>>or do you need a demonstration
>>POEM # 11
>>Mental anxiety,
>>Mental breakdowns,
>>Menstrual cramps,
>>Menopause...
>>Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!
Poem #14
>>Guys are like parking spots...
>>the good ones are always taken...
>>and the ones that are available,
>>are either handicapped or too far away!!
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