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Old 07-21-2003, 10:40 AM   #8
Aviehenda
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Join Date: September 21, 2002
Location: Norway
Age: 42
Posts: 58
Quotes:

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
-Anonymous Manufacturer-

"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier."
- Anonymous Traffic Report

"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
Lee Iacocca
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