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Originally posted by Faceman:
okay here come the infamous elephant jokes
The worst jokes ever!!!
How many elephants fit into a Volkswagen Beetle?
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4 - 2 in front 2 in the back
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
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Open fridge door - put elephant in - close fridge door
How do you know there's been an elephant in your fridge?
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footprints in the butter
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
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So they can hide better in a cherry tree
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
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No
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Remarkable hiding skills!
How does an elephant get down from the cherry tree again?
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He sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.
an last but not least:
What's that grey powder? - Instant Elephant
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Aaah Faceman ! You forgot some there !
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge ?
Open fridge door - get the elephant out - pute giraffe in - close fridge door
How can you tell that elephants went to swimming pool ?
The Volkswagen Beetle is parked in front of it.
The lion calls all the animals with his special cry. They all come but one. Which one ?
The Giraffe, because he's stuck in the fridge.
Hrhrhr
Enjoy...