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Old 06-30-2003, 08:53 AM   #30
Masklinn
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Join Date: January 12, 2003
Location: Paris, France
Age: 45
Posts: 594
Hmmmm...

Two chickens are being cooked in an oven.
One says : "Damn, it's hot in here sin't it ?!"
Second one freaks out : "HOLY SH*T ! A TALKING CHICKEN !"

And another one :

Jesus sees a prostitute who is about to be stoned by an angry mob. He says : "Hey, I did it before, I know how to handle that situation !".
He runs between the mobs and the girl and says loudly : "Hey guys and girls ! Aren't you ashame ? Hear me good : Anyone who never sinned may throw the first stone ! C'mon !"
The mob stops and they all start looking at their own feet...then, from nowhere, comes an old little lady with a huge stone. She yells : "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and throws the huge stone directly in the face of the prostitute who falls immediatly dead.
Then Jesus looks at the old little lady, and very exasperated says : "Mom, sometimes you piss me off..."

Last one for today :

Jesus is walking over the water (as ever). A friend of him who is swimming next to him, looks at him and says : "You're stupid, the water is cool...".

ENJOY
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