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Old 06-28-2003, 04:13 PM   #6
Faceman
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Join Date: February 18, 2002
Location: Vienna
Age: 43
Posts: 2,248
The Saloon doors spring open and a big badass cowboy enters yelling:
"Who the hell here is John Smith!"
A thin man stands up: "That's me"
"You goddamn motherf****"
The cowboy goes up to him punches him in the stomach, knocks him out with an uppercut and leaves the Saloon.
The barkeeper and some patrons try to wake him up again and succeed 10 minutes later. He smiles: "I sure got him"
"Huh"
"I ain't John Smith"
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