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There was the duck and he walked into a bar. Duck said to the bartender "Have any grapes?" "Sorry we all out." The duck left and came back the next day.

"Have any grapes" "Sorry we all out." Next day "Have any grapes" "I told you sir we are all out" Next day "Have any grapes." "We don't serve grapes here so shoo!" Next day "Have any grapes?" "Dammit I told you we don't have and *bleep* grapes here you dumb *bleep* F*bleep*ked up Duck! Next time you come here I'll nail your *bleep*kin beak to the bar!" The duck was quite shocked! The duck stayed quiet and asked "Have any nails?" "No" "Have any grapes?"

The next day there was recently dug up spot behind the bar.