1) Jesus - just to hang out and pound a few bottles of free wine, I'll even bring the water. (betcha miracle wine is REALLY good)
2) Julius Caesar - to tell him his biggest legacy was a salad and warn him about the ides of march.
3) Napoleon - so I could play the "short people" song for him and tell him "Never get involved in a land war in Asia, and especially never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line".
4) Richard III - just before Bosworth field, so I could find out what happened to those poor kids and get a ringside seat to the battle.
5) Budda - so I could rub his belly.
6) Ghengis Khan - Anyone who can whip up on pretty much EVERY civilization of his period is someone I'd like to meet.
7) J. R. R. Tolkien - just to shake his hand and say "thanks".
8) Washington & Jefferson - to talk politics of course.
9) Mozart - I'd give him a Steinway and see what he could do with it.
10) Robert Jordan - to give him a slap upside the head and tell him "GET ON WITH IT MAN!"
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