And using them all in a poem for you I get
:
Oh why oh why dear Donut
When you poke fun at Australia
Do the Aussie faces smile in joy
At your every cricket failure
For Nasser's boys they lacked success
When they last came to Australia
Talent won't win matches boys, if you
DON'T SHOW GENITALIA
Our head of state's the same as yours
She's our queen in Australia
And we love it when she visits us
In formal jewelled regalia
Many of nature's bountiful gifts
Are found down in Australia
The Kangaroo, the Platypus
The Wattle, the Azalea
So one day soon, come visit us
Yes come out to Australia
Leave behind your office with its
Medical paraphenalia
Come practice your mendacity
Yes, we do that in Australia
We could use you in the Big Brother house
And Lanesra he could mail ya
So why oh why dear Donut
When you ponder on Australia
Does your bountiful verbosity
So evidently fail ya
[ 06-29-2003, 01:35 AM: Message edited by: Davros ]