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Azred. living so close to Dallas you should be familiar with the history of Dr. Pepper, but obviously I must elucidate, nay pontificate, upon that most worthy premise, namely Dr. Pepper.
1) historical research has uncovered the fact that the nectar of the gods was indeed Dr. Pepper.
2) Biblical scholars have discovered a mistranslation in the creation story. The earliest known texts say "and on the seventh day God rested from His loabors and drank a Dr. Pepper.".
3) St. Bernards in the Alps when used in rescue operations have traditionally carried a small keg of Dr. Pepper.
4) the Fountain of Youth was found in Waco Texas and found to contain Dr. Pepper.
5) Indian tribes in America, when making peace would celebrate by sharing a Dr. Pepper. It was propoganda by the tobacco industry that said they smoked a "peace pipe".
6)As a rite of passage young male American Indians would often be sent alone into the wilderness on a Vision Quest, taking only a Dr. Pepper with them.
7) In the Arthurian legend of the Lady of the Lake she actually held up a can of Dr. Pepper and not a sword.
8) During medevil times the mark of a true alchemist was not changin lead to gold but gold to Dr. Pepper.
9)Adam and Eve were expelled from the Garden of Eden not for eating from the tree of knowledge but for drinking a Coke.
10)The hole in the ozone layer only began to shrink after Dr. Pepper was exported to Europe and South America.
I could go on but will leave other fascinating facts for another time.
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