[Harkoliar]

>> > > I BET YOU'LL READ IT TWICE!

> > > >
> > > > A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and
>engage in
> > > > an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them
>ignores them
> > > > at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one
>of the
> > > > men
> > say
> > > > the following:
> > > >
> > > > "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
>come
> > > > once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come
>again and
> > > > pee twice. Den I come one lasta time."
> > > >
> > > > YOU FOUL-MOUTHED PIG," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
>this
> > > > country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
> > > >
> > > > "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta
>sexa? I'm
> > > > a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi'."
>