[Faceman]

Originally posted by TheGrandSlayer: Did you know? It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open No it isn't, just did it Cat's urine glows under a blacklight human urine does too IIRC In 1949, forecasting the relentless march of science, Popular Mechanics said "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." And right they were! If you stack one million US$1 bills, it would be 110m (361 ft) high and weight exactly 1 ton. So these computers would be worth $1.5 million or did I miss something? Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. Would "Fauntleroy" echo? Hoover Dam's structural (in vegas) volume surpasses the largest pyramid in Egypt, which took 20 years and 100,000 men to complete. But, the Hoover Dam only took 4 years and 5,000 workers to complete. The can opener was invented 48 years after cans were introduced What did they do right after inventing the can? Build two pyramids and two dams? Since 1495, no 25-year period has been without war. But there were a lot without can openers! A chinese got blind after 10h of playing Diablo. A Japanese Diablo 2 player died after playing 82 hours in a row. Which shows us that the Japanese was a fighter. Unlike the Chinese he managed to play another 3 days after he was blind A man was once born blind, he was operated so he could see, but after he could see, he immediatly wanted to be blind again I just found myself a Diablo multiplayter buddy The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used. because Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Men prefer falling to their death instead of drowning. Women don't! because they don't know That there are 92 known cases of nuclear bombs lost at sea. and they might come back as some radioactive monster Japan has the highest suicide rate in the world. In second place comes Sweden. because There are more suicides in wintertime than in summertime. Ah, these long Japanes winters! During the Battle of Waterloo, Lord Uxbridge had his horse shot from under him 9 times. In Uxbridge, Ontario, Canada: Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k If they do, does it get shot from under them? South-Korea has its own TV-channel for Starcraft Robin Williams plays Warcraft III because he wanted to be a SK-comedy star too. Too bad he started out on the wrong program.

Getting tired. The list is to long for mocking everything

[ 06-15-2003, 08:05 AM: Message edited by: Faceman ]