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Forum: General Discussion 03-05-2011, 07:46 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 848
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 03-01-11

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand...
Forum: General Discussion 03-04-2011, 07:48 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 848
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 03-01-11

Mary Clancy goes up to Father McGuire after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My...
Forum: General Discussion 03-03-2011, 01:13 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 848
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 03-01-11

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the...
Forum: General Discussion 03-03-2011, 01:11 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 848
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 03-01-11

A woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband says,...
Forum: General Discussion 03-02-2011, 07:37 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 848
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 03-01-11

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany"....
Forum: General Discussion 03-01-2011, 07:43 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 848
Posted By Arvon
Joke World 03-01-11

Boy! That was a short month. Oh right it was February.

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door, a brave Texas...
Forum: General Discussion 02-28-2011, 08:20 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

This one is a little lame...

And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it...
Forum: General Discussion 02-27-2011, 08:08 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's.

However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little...
Forum: General Discussion 02-26-2011, 08:10 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
- Unknown

Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
- Unknown

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about...
Forum: General Discussion 02-26-2011, 08:07 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an...
Forum: General Discussion 02-25-2011, 11:14 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."

"Of course you can come in, you're always...
Forum: General Discussion 02-24-2011, 07:56 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was...
Forum: General Discussion 02-23-2011, 07:45 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with...
Forum: General Discussion 02-22-2011, 07:46 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor... "I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband. "My testicles are turning blue."

"That's...
Forum: General Discussion 02-22-2011, 07:45 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.

He wanted to make sure they...
Forum: General Discussion 02-21-2011, 09:56 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 336
Posted By Arvon
Forum: General Discussion 02-21-2011, 07:50 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave...
Forum: General Discussion 02-20-2011, 03:11 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

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Forum: General Discussion 02-20-2011, 08:28 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

Rerun...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

What?" said the puzzled...
Forum: General Discussion 02-19-2011, 08:04 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

A couple were celebrating their 25th anniversary at their house.
Suddenly the husband asks his wife: "dear, I love you so much, and to honor our special day I want to give you whatever you want....
Forum: General Discussion 02-18-2011, 07:53 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights."

Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and...
Forum: General Discussion 02-17-2011, 07:39 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

Welcome To Hell
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with the devil.

Devil: Why so glum, chum?

Guy: What do you think? I'm...
Forum: General Discussion 02-16-2011, 07:45 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck, and proceeded to back out...
Forum: General Discussion 02-15-2011, 07:47 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he
suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies
wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and
lifted...
Forum: General Discussion 02-14-2011, 07:44 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting...
Forum: General Discussion 02-13-2011, 07:54 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror... She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly... I really need you to pay me a...
Forum: General Discussion 02-12-2011, 07:54 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving...
Forum: General Discussion 02-11-2011, 07:46 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his career path, so they decided to do a small test.

They...
Forum: General Discussion 02-10-2011, 12:47 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room where he's met by the doctor. They sit down in the...
Forum: General Discussion 02-09-2011, 07:48 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information...
Forum: General Discussion 02-08-2011, 07:57 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.

Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then...
Forum: General Discussion 02-07-2011, 07:44 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

Real oldie...

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for...
Forum: General Discussion 02-06-2011, 08:37 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

During his visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days. Finally, a weary President Clinton emerged to face...
Forum: General Discussion 02-05-2011, 07:55 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "you are obsessed with...
Forum: General Discussion 02-05-2011, 07:54 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

A woman is in the hospital and just had twins, a boy and a girl. But no one is there with her except her brother.
The nurse comes into the room after the delivery and says,"your brother has taken...
Forum: General Discussion 02-04-2011, 07:42 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman. "What a...
Forum: General Discussion 02-03-2011, 12:52 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

A Real Woman....

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
...
Forum: General Discussion 02-03-2011, 12:49 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest asked.
...
Forum: General Discussion 02-02-2011, 07:43 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 02-01-11

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how...
Forum: General Discussion 02-01-2011, 07:50 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,874
Posted By Arvon
Joke World 02-01-11

And away we go!




Top brass from the Army, Navy and Marine Corps were arguing about who had the bravest troops. They decided to settle the dispute using an enlisted man from each branch.
...
Forum: General Discussion 01-31-2011, 07:44 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,342
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 01-01-11

Rerun...


Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol
The...
Forum: General Discussion 01-30-2011, 08:04 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,342
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 01-01-11

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but...
Forum: General Discussion 01-29-2011, 08:08 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,342
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 01-01-11

A blonde motorist was two hours from Sydney when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the blonde's car and asked, "Are you going to Sydney?"

"Sure,"...
Forum: General Discussion 01-27-2011, 01:28 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,342
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 01-01-11

A wife was in the kitchen making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly , her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh!...
Forum: General Discussion 01-26-2011, 07:44 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,342
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 01-01-11

A man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't...
Forum: General Discussion 01-26-2011, 07:43 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,342
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 01-01-11

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to...
Forum: General Discussion 01-25-2011, 07:46 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,342
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 01-01-11

You Need to Diet When...

* You dance and it makes the band skip.

* You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

* You put mayonnaise on an...
Forum: General Discussion 01-24-2011, 07:44 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,342
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 01-01-11

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of...
Forum: General Discussion 01-24-2011, 07:42 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,342
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 01-01-11

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was...
Forum: General Discussion 01-23-2011, 07:58 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,342
Posted By Arvon
Re: Joke World 01-01-11

rerun...

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous...
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