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Forum: General Discussion 02-28-2005, 11:02 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,080
Posted By Absynthe
Speaking of twisting, the site you pulled this...

Speaking of twisting, the site you pulled this from is anything but an unbiased source. As a bit of humor, your post is pretty good, as a coherent argument however, it's pathetic.
Attempting to...
Forum: General Discussion 02-27-2005, 01:27 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 753
Posted By Absynthe
<font color = lightgreen>I cannot believe they...

<font color = lightgreen>I cannot believe they are still fighting over this. Listen up, folks: she...is...not...alive. Period. Her biological functions are being articially prolonged, yes, but...
Forum: General Discussion 02-27-2005, 01:15 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 458
Posted By Absynthe
The agony - Felix the Assassin: What is...

The agony -

Felix the Assassin:
What is mine is NOT yours. Come through my door and you will meet my .357 up close and personal like if you think other wise.

Pirating was outlawed after we...
Forum: General Discussion 02-25-2005, 05:26 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,080
Posted By Absynthe
Speaking of twisting, the site you pulled this...

Speaking of twisting, the site you pulled this from is anything but an unbiased source. As a bit of humor, your post is pretty good, as a coherent argument however, it's pathetic.
Attempting to...
Forum: General Discussion 02-23-2005, 08:11 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 335
Posted By Absynthe
NAMBLA is for real. They do promote sexual...

NAMBLA is for real. They do promote sexual relationships between men and boys. In the good old days, these people were known as chickenhawks. I can't speak directly to their legitimacy in re...
Forum: General Discussion 02-23-2005, 01:27 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 290
Posted By Absynthe
[/b]</font>[/QUOTE]Conspiracy requires more than...

[/b]</font>[/QUOTE]Conspiracy requires more than one participant.
Forum: General Discussion 02-16-2005, 07:59 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 807
Posted By Absynthe
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great time and...

Happy Birthday!
Hope you have a great time and a small hangover.
Forum: General Discussion 02-15-2005, 01:35 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 294
Posted By Absynthe
Weeelllll....the British Sun is certainly no...

Weeelllll....the British Sun is certainly no National Enquirer, but to call it 'pretty respectable' is rather generous. To many Brits (myself included) its mostly associated with celebrity gossip,...
Forum: General Discussion 02-14-2005, 11:29 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,069
Posted By Absynthe
Hmmm. Should have dropped out of college. <a...

Hmmm. Should have dropped out of college.

<a href="http://www.wxplotter.com/ft_nq.php?im">
http://www.wxplotter.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=1795 </a>
Forum: General Discussion 02-14-2005, 11:13 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 300
Posted By Absynthe
I found this story to be particularly moving, and...

I found this story to be particularly moving, and thought I would share it.
http://www.heraldnet.com/stories/05/02/14/100loc_love001.cfm
What struck me is Nathan's attitude toward his life. Pretty...
Forum: General Discussion 02-12-2005, 10:45 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 140
Posted By Absynthe
Hey, D* been a while since you were around. How'd...

Hey, D* been a while since you were around. How'd the Lasik work out for you? I had mine done about five years ago and I'm still happy with it.
Forum: General Discussion 02-12-2005, 10:37 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 294
Posted By Absynthe
Pretty much so, Lady Sedai. The Sun U.K. is a...

Pretty much so, Lady Sedai. The Sun U.K. is a widely read paper in Britain and pretty espectable in re their sources.
The American tabloid called the Sun is actually published by space aliens. At...
Forum: General Discussion 02-12-2005, 10:27 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 294
Posted By Absynthe
This one's corroborated here: ...

This one's corroborated here:
http://www.herts-essex-news.co.uk/mercury/news/story.asp?id=198973
Forum: General Discussion 02-12-2005, 10:19 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 512
Posted By Absynthe
A link to several stories on this, with other...

A link to several stories on this, with other pics of the man who was hurt.
http://www.dogpile.com/ab.dogpl.c2/search/web/gail%2Bcreek%2Bhook%2Bhead
Forum: General Discussion 02-12-2005, 06:51 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 508
Posted By Absynthe
*Passes tube of petroleum jelly to Sythe*

*Passes tube of petroleum jelly to Sythe*
Forum: General Discussion 02-10-2005, 06:41 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 386
Posted By Absynthe
Ummm, that's nukes, not nudes... smile.gif I bid...

Ummm, that's nukes, not nudes... smile.gif I bid $50.00
Forum: General Discussion 02-10-2005, 06:05 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 508
Posted By Absynthe
And the madness of King George continues. I...

And the madness of King George continues.
I used to wonder why so much of the world considered Americans to be ignorant of history and culture outside of our own borders. This neatly answers that...
Forum: General Discussion 02-10-2005, 11:29 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 370
Posted By Absynthe
Hiya Shamrock, Wal-Mart has become a bit of...

Hiya Shamrock,

Wal-Mart has become a bit of a problem in that their business practices are rather rapacious. They have a corporate policy of using any means necessary to keep their profits high...
Forum: General Discussion 02-09-2005, 01:15 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,316
Posted By Absynthe
It's all about the money shot... smile.gif ...

It's all about the money shot... smile.gif
Well, I'm off. Just got the latest copy of Shorn Quarterly today and I intend to give it a good, er, reading.
Forum: General Discussion 02-09-2005, 12:32 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,316
Posted By Absynthe
Well, whoever such a bitter, malevolent ol'...

Well, whoever such a bitter, malevolent ol' bile-spitter would happen to be, they certainly would have no right to make sexual value judgments regarding the good State of Washington, renowned for its...
Forum: General Discussion 02-08-2005, 11:54 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,316
Posted By Absynthe
Mad And how... look up the anatomic structure of the...

And how... look up the anatomic structure of the male dolphin, and you will see why they do. It also explains why dolphins (of both sexes) are always smiling... I'd like to come back as a dolphin in...
Forum: General Discussion 02-08-2005, 09:03 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 1,264
Posted By Absynthe
That 'anonymous' letter is an absolute riot. As...

That 'anonymous' letter is an absolute riot. As is the site it was pulled from. Another collection of crap from another right-wing pundit spouting 'truth'. If you actually buy that twaddle as a real...
Forum: General Discussion 02-08-2005, 06:10 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 173
Posted By Absynthe
I'm glad to see this. Free speech is a great...

I'm glad to see this. Free speech is a great concept, but I don't think it should mean one is free from the consequences of one's speech. In this case the consequence is that society has decided that...
Forum: General Discussion 02-07-2005, 11:58 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 481
Posted By Absynthe
Lucern, that's one of the best posts I've read in...

Lucern, that's one of the best posts I've read in a long while. Thanks for the enlightenment. graemlins/thumbsup.gif
Forum: General Discussion 02-07-2005, 11:46 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,316
Posted By Absynthe
And the good news is... they're not mutually...

And the good news is... they're not mutually exclusive.
It is possible to have a long-term, committed relationship with someone and still bang them like a screen door in a hurricane.
Sex is always...
Forum: General Discussion 02-06-2005, 08:36 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 481
Posted By Absynthe
An interesting site, but it's not the whole...

An interesting site, but it's not the whole story. In fact, it's a very slanted site, created by the National Center For Public Policy Research (http://www.nationalcenter.org/), a very conservative...
Forum: General Discussion 02-06-2005, 01:54 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 510
Posted By Absynthe
Bush decided that he should take up a more broad...

Bush decided that he should take up a more broad variety of evil ideals to destroy. Wars against Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Anger, Greed and Sloth are to follow. ;) [/b]</font>[/QUOTE]That's...
Forum: General Discussion 02-03-2005, 12:12 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 1,264
Posted By Absynthe
OK {edit} Inattentive person incapable of...

OK {edit} Inattentive person incapable of independent thought {/edit}, apparently while picking apart my title you neglected to notice the qulifiers in said title, I did not call Iraq scum, nor...
Forum: General Discussion 02-02-2005, 11:37 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 1,264
Posted By Absynthe
Who says there was a rush to war? You? Who says...

Who says there was a rush to war? You? Who says it was poorly planed? You? Who says there is an occupation? You? Sorry but you will have to...oh what was that turned phrase...Oh yeah...You'll have to...
Forum: General Discussion 02-02-2005, 11:32 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 373
Posted By Absynthe
Alright Mel, you owe me one pair of clean...

Alright Mel, you owe me one pair of clean shorts... I've soiled these laughing.
Forum: General Discussion 02-02-2005, 11:20 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 397
Posted By Absynthe
Alright, that did it. I watched it like five...

Alright, that did it. I watched it like five times through and I'm going to spend the rest of the day mumbling "lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans..."
This stuff is worse than...
Forum: General Discussion 02-02-2005, 10:49 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 397
Posted By Absynthe
God knows why I clicked on that link... really I...

God knows why I clicked on that link... really I should know better by now. The rest of my day will unfold to the soundtrack of Magical Trevor. I curse you Hivetyrant, for spreading that earworm....
Forum: General Discussion 02-02-2005, 01:14 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 331
Posted By Absynthe
Hi Cerek! Hope all is well other than the...

Hi Cerek!
Hope all is well other than the printer problem.

You may want to check your BIOS settings, on the odd chance that something was changed there. On many systems it's possible to disable a...
Forum: General Discussion 02-02-2005, 12:57 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 1,307
Posted By Absynthe
Behold... the rational coot. This variety of coot...

Behold... the rational coot. This variety of coot is rare and shy, lacking the loud and raucous cry which readily identifies it's more common cousin, the crusty coot. The habitat of the rational coot...
Forum: General Discussion 01-31-2005, 11:19 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 1,307
Posted By Absynthe
Oops, my sincere apologies. I didn't know there...

Oops, my sincere apologies. I didn't know there was a whole different take on the word elsewhere. My workmate from Britain gave me a rundown on what it means... after he got done laughing at me. ...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 01-28-2005, 02:19 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 7,226
Posted By Absynthe
Hey, they've been doing this behind the barn in...

Hey, they've been doing this behind the barn in Montana for generations...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 01-28-2005, 02:15 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 7,226
Posted By Absynthe
I wasn't comparing the two subjects...

I wasn't comparing the two subjects technologically, but rather the social attitudes about the subjects. As we learned to understand the benefits and risks associated with anaesthesia, we accepted...
Forum: General Discussion 01-28-2005, 02:06 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 1,307
Posted By Absynthe
Dear Diplomad, I'm really sorry about your...

Dear Diplomad,

I'm really sorry about your tiny trouser mouse. God must really hate you. Perhaps you should purchase a Hummer to compensate, as the vitriol and misinformation you anonymously spew...
Forum: General Discussion 01-28-2005, 01:25 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 773
Posted By Absynthe
There really is no irony in your world, is there?...

There really is no irony in your world, is there? How drear.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 01-28-2005, 01:13 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 7,226
Posted By Absynthe
Sweet. It would be a nice complement to the...

Sweet. It would be a nice complement to the mouse-brained humans currently in our government...


To address the issue:
Yes please, and make mine a double.
The debate over cloning/genetic...
Forum: General Discussion 01-27-2005, 09:48 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 326
Posted By Absynthe
I normally hate to mention things like this ...

I normally hate to mention things like this graemlins/angelwings.gif but since you started it... ;)
Apart from breaking off a sentence at the wrong point (which might as well have been for...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 01-26-2005, 02:51 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 5,652
Posted By Absynthe
Charlie you beautiful bastard, you've been sore...

Charlie you beautiful bastard, you've been sore missed! Tell us you're hanging about for a while...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 01-23-2005, 08:36 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 11,516
Posted By Absynthe
How do you get the orange juice to turn black?

How do you get the orange juice to turn black?
Forum: General Discussion 01-23-2005, 08:30 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 246
Posted By Absynthe
Boy howdy, ya just gotta love capitalism. The...

Boy howdy, ya just gotta love capitalism.
The truly surprising part is that people are shocked by this sort of marketing, as if it just started last month.
The 'tween' demographic is a marketers...
Forum: General Discussion 01-21-2005, 03:33 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 384
Posted By Absynthe
Here's a link to a pretty good summary site with...

Here's a link to a pretty good summary site with state by state info. Makes for a depressing read...

http://www.gay-civil-unions.com/HTML/State_By_State/State_by_State.htm

[ 01-21-2005, 02:34...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 01-20-2005, 08:54 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,254
Posted By Absynthe
I hope you have an easy surgery and a fast...

I hope you have an easy surgery and a fast recovery.
Be well, and we'll see you when you get back.
Forum: General Discussion 01-20-2005, 12:34 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 445
Posted By Absynthe
I disagree that its nonsensical. If you have a...

I disagree that its nonsensical. If you have a figure for the number of people dying and you know how much it would cost to deliver food and basic shelter to them, then it should be fairly easy to...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 01-19-2005, 07:40 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 833
Posted By Absynthe
I just received the following error when sending...

I just received the following error when sending a PM:

"Error
An error has occurred:

Unable to connect to the SMTP server. The following error was returned: Unknown error

The server...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 01-19-2005, 12:29 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 895
Posted By Absynthe
graemlins/hehe.gif Ilander, however you...

graemlins/hehe.gif

Ilander, however you approach your feelings, keep in mind that feeling anger is part of being alive. The only way to completely remove anger from your life is via a frontal...
Forum: General Discussion 01-18-2005, 11:28 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 445
Posted By Absynthe
I do hope you push back from your desk before...

I do hope you push back from your desk before posting; continuously bruising your knee is bad for it.
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