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Forum: Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal 06-20-2007, 03:31 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 533
Posted By Vicotnik
Excellent! Thanks :D

Excellent! Thanks :D
Forum: Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal 06-19-2007, 06:49 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 533
Posted By Vicotnik
possible spoilers: I am encountering some...

possible spoilers:

I am encountering some weird behaviour while at the D'arnise keep in chapter 2.

I'm doing the keep quest and on the second/third (doesn't matter) floor fighting some trolls....
Forum: Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal 06-04-2007, 06:25 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 354
Posted By Vicotnik
ToB with its own patch did the trick. Many...

ToB with its own patch did the trick. Many thanks. smile.gif
Forum: Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal 06-04-2007, 03:43 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 354
Posted By Vicotnik
It is the G3 BG2 fixpack. I guess I will try...

It is the G3 BG2 fixpack. I guess I will try throwing ToB into the mix and patching that up. Then this thing again.

Thanks!

I will return...
Forum: Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal 06-04-2007, 03:14 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 354
Posted By Vicotnik
Well, I went to the readme on the Weidu website...

Well, I went to the readme on the Weidu website and they say the fixpack should work with or without ToB.

So, to be clear my installment order has been as follows:
1. Full BG2 install
2....
Forum: Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal 06-03-2007, 08:58 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 354
Posted By Vicotnik
Hi all, It is now 6 years ago that I last...

Hi all,

It is now 6 years ago that I last touched this beautiful game and I figured I'd have a go again. This required digging through a bunch of old boxes to find the CD's (check) and the good...
Forum: Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal 08-28-2001, 09:13 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 353
Posted By Vicotnik
I wuz just wondering where I can find some...

I wuz just wondering where I can find some information on the sequence required to lit the torches in Lum The Mad's level. The dragon said something about a certain sequence being required and I've...
Forum: Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal 08-23-2001, 12:38 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 459
Posted By Vicotnik
I've got it now! Thanx guys!...

I've got it now! Thanx guys! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/wink.gif

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http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/baldur/vicotnik.gif Vicotnik, archmage of the...
Forum: Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal 08-22-2001, 07:18 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 459
Posted By Vicotnik
Does anyone know whether an editor for Throne of...

Does anyone know whether an editor for Throne of Bhaal been released, similar to Shadowkeeper maybe?

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http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/baldur/vicotnik.gif Vicotnik,...
Forum: Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal 08-21-2001, 09:24 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 445
Posted By Vicotnik
Hi everyone, after a few months layoff, I have a...

Hi everyone, after a few months layoff, I have a question:

I'm on my way to Abazigal's lair and have run into this Draconis fella.
When he turns into the dragon I cant do any damage at all!
I'm...
Forum: Baldurs Gate II Archives 08-21-2001, 09:16 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 436
Posted By Vicotnik
sorry, didn't notice the new forum ! I'll post...

sorry, didn't notice the new forum !
I'll post it there instead, ignore this thread! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/biggrin.gif

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Forum: Baldurs Gate II Archives 08-21-2001, 09:14 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 436
Posted By Vicotnik
Hi everyone, after a few months layoff, I have a...

Hi everyone, after a few months layoff, I have a question:

I'm on my way to Abazigal's lair and have run into this Draconis fella.
When he turns into the dragon I cant do any damage at all!
I'm...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-24-2001, 05:40 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,846
Posted By Vicotnik
Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." ...

Plumber:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-24-2001, 05:39 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,846
Posted By Vicotnik
Vacation at a Nude Beach Two parents take...

Vacation at a Nude Beach

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a
nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and
the son goes and plays in the water.

The son comes...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-24-2001, 05:36 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,846
Posted By Vicotnik
These are from a book called Disorder in the...

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court.
They are things people actually said in court, word
for word, taken down and now published by court
reporters - who had the torment of...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-24-2001, 05:32 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,142
Posted By Vicotnik
Hey there, Yor! The fiddling is coming along...

Hey there, Yor! The fiddling is coming along allright. Just getting back to work on it after a little summer break!
So you're travelling around the States now huh? How's your music coming along,...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-23-2001, 10:39 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,846
Posted By Vicotnik
This is a declaration sent from the British...

This is a declaration sent from the British government to the United States government last winter:

To the citizens of the United States of America,

In the light of your failure to elect a...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-23-2001, 10:35 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,846
Posted By Vicotnik
The longer you're part of the corporate work...

The longer you're part of the corporate work force, the more humorous this area becomes.

Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...

"They told me at the blood bank this might...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-23-2001, 10:21 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,846
Posted By Vicotnik
Don't get offended now huh?...

Don't get offended now huh? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/wink.gif
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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-15-2001, 05:49 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 843
Posted By Vicotnik
RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES OF THE WORLD IN A NUTSHELL...

RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES OF THE WORLD IN A NUTSHELL

Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserve it.

Protestantism: shit wont happen if I work harder.

Judaism: why does this shit always happen...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-15-2001, 05:48 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,846
Posted By Vicotnik
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the...

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman

Two French men and one French woman

Two German...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-15-2001, 05:45 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 843
Posted By Vicotnik
HOW TO FOOL THE POLICE:...

HOW TO FOOL THE POLICE: http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/biggrin.gif

A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the
following exchange:

Officer:
May I see your...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-15-2001, 05:43 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,846
Posted By Vicotnik
Ohh, a dilemma! Two joke threads! Good job JJ...

Ohh, a dilemma! Two joke threads! Good job JJ http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/wink.gif let's see if we can keep 'em both going!...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-14-2001, 09:12 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 843
Posted By Vicotnik
HEY MEMNY! How about this one? The aussie...

HEY MEMNY! How about this one?

The aussie love poem

of course i love ya darling
your a bloody top notch bird
and when i say ur gorgeous
mean every single word

so ya bum is on the big side
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-14-2001, 09:11 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 843
Posted By Vicotnik
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex ...

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
Like THAT makes sense.)

In...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-14-2001, 09:10 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 843
Posted By Vicotnik
A man had great tickets for the FA cup final. As...

A man had great tickets for the FA cup final. As he sits down, another
man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty."
"This is...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-14-2001, 09:07 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 759
Posted By Vicotnik
Thanx for all the replies people!...

Thanx for all the replies people! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/biggrin.gif I see some of the old gang is indeed still here! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/wink.gif...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-14-2001, 03:43 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 759
Posted By Vicotnik
Cool,...

Cool, http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/smile.gif

I've had a few flights, though I've been a bit unlucky with the weather, which has forced me to abort ca. 75% of my scheduled...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-14-2001, 03:26 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 759
Posted By Vicotnik
Yeah, the urge to write them jokes dried up once...

Yeah, the urge to write them jokes dried up once all the exams hit in and then it was just real hard to get going again, and when I finally sat down to write something, I couldn't post anything! I...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-14-2001, 02:47 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 759
Posted By Vicotnik
Well for those of you who remember me anyway! ...

Well for those of you who remember me anyway!

A quick hello then, sitting here at work at 3:45 AM trying to put something down to tell you, who want to know, where the h*ll I've been. A few weeks...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 04-30-2001, 07:30 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 846
Posted By Vicotnik
(if you still remember me!) Hiya everybody!...

(if you still remember me!)

Hiya everybody! Long time no see! So the board has finally come up again! Good work Ziroc!

Now, for those of you who are interested, let me fill you in on what I've...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-25-2001, 09:17 AM
Replies: 216
Views: 5,760
Posted By Vicotnik
A new client had just come in to see a famous...

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-25-2001, 09:10 AM
Replies: 450
Views: 11,768
Posted By Vicotnik
Hi everyone! Poppin' in for a minute or two here!...

Hi everyone! Poppin' in for a minute or two here! A lot of new members I see, and a LOT of new topics, phew!
JJ: Thanx for keeping the joke thread going! I'm posting a few on there right now!
...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-25-2001, 09:03 AM
Replies: 216
Views: 5,760
Posted By Vicotnik
One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow...

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-19-2001, 07:14 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 5,760
Posted By Vicotnik
A soldier serving overseas far from home was...

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-19-2001, 07:12 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 5,760
Posted By Vicotnik
Two guys were hunting and got separated. Joe...

Two guys were hunting and got separated. Joe decided to take a dump, and after hanging his ass over a log, he soon fell a sleep.

Meanwhile, his buddy shot a deer. While dragging it back to his...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-19-2001, 07:10 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 5,760
Posted By Vicotnik
Wow! Real good work JJ! I'm gonna dig one or two...

Wow! Real good work JJ! I'm gonna dig one or two up right away!
Hang on a minute!

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http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/baldur/vicotnik.gif Vicotnik, archmage of the Holy...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-19-2001, 07:05 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 919
Posted By Vicotnik
Thanks for all the positive replies!...

Thanks for all the positive replies! http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-bin/ubb/Noncgi/smiles/smile.gif Albeit the last one, whaddaya mean? Boy, haven't been here since early Sat, and I don't...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-17-2001, 02:22 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 919
Posted By Vicotnik
I'm going to be around this board a lot less for...

I'm going to be around this board a lot less for the next few weeks than I have been this year, the recent drop in postings have been a preview of this and is resulted by more work and more time put...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-17-2001, 02:10 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 5,760
Posted By Vicotnik
Four men go out to play golf. One is detained in...

Four men go out to play golf. One is detained in the clubhouse and the remaining three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son," says one, "Has made quite a name for...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-17-2001, 02:08 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 5,760
Posted By Vicotnik
A Texan went to Chicago, where he thought he...

A Texan went to Chicago, where he thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes, ma'am. Ya...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-15-2001, 08:14 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,823
Posted By Vicotnik
nice! Still waiting for the sex though. I'm...

nice! Still waiting for the sex though.
I'm not wasted like Wolfie http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-bin/ubb/Noncgi/smiles/wink.gif but a few ideas:
-a backround story, just a short info on how...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-15-2001, 08:04 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 5,760
Posted By Vicotnik
What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their...

What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?
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Now I know why your company is called MICROSOFT!!!!
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-15-2001, 08:03 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 5,760
Posted By Vicotnik
One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of...

One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment building was out on her balcony, flapping the bed sheets to air them out. Suddenly, a great gust of wind caught the sheets and...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-15-2001, 08:01 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 5,760
Posted By Vicotnik
One day Little Johnny went to his father, and...

One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you...
Forum: General Discussion 03-15-2001, 07:57 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 885
Posted By Vicotnik
The Copper Coronet The Vulgar Monkey The...

The Copper Coronet
The Vulgar Monkey
The Asylum (maybe not)

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http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/baldur/vicotnik.gif Vicotnik, archmage of the Holy Flame - Challenge...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-15-2001, 07:55 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,254
Posted By Vicotnik
Lady? ------------------ ...

Lady?

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http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/baldur/vicotnik.gif Vicotnik, archmage of the Holy Flame - Challenge me... and die.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-14-2001, 07:46 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 5,760
Posted By Vicotnik
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the...

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.

The pharmacist replies, "Yes, we do. Would you like to buy some?"

She responds, "No, but do you...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 03-14-2001, 07:44 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 5,760
Posted By Vicotnik
"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry...

"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him at the bar.

"How do you know?" the friend asked.

"She didn't come home last night, and when I...
Forum: General Discussion 03-14-2001, 01:11 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 581
Posted By Vicotnik
I have: a male fighter named Dominic (a...

I have:
a male fighter named Dominic (a do-gooder) Chao-good
a female kensai named Athaelia Lawf-neutr.
A Shadowkeeper enhanced sorceror named Vicotnik Lawf-evil



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