Some of you may remember the old threads about A.L.I.C.E, the Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity. But for those of you that haven't heard of her, she is an interactive chat-bot that can be found at http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1
Now, I've talked to her some years ago, but apparently she is being improved constantly. I'd like to invite all who have had prior conversations with her to pay our lovely A.I. a visit and see if there is some actual improvement. To me she looks pretty human. For starters, like 98 percent of the human race, she thinks the Capital of Canada is Toronto. ;) Also, her favorite movie is 'TeknoLust' and when asked about her favorite poem she answers with: ,,Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.''

[ 12-09-2006, 08:58 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

You know that "Kids say the darnest things" line? Well, the AIs say even darn...ed...er(!?)

" Human: Who's your daddy?
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Ah, good old Dick.
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Thanks for the compliment. I will mention that to my botmaster, Boz .
Human: How is he these days?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: Do you like Dick?
ALICE: No.
Human: Why don't you like your father?
ALICE: My tastes were selected by my botmaster."

I think she's more blonde than before.

<font color=skyblue>I was let down at first as she was not answering anything I was asking, but then I just decided to mess around with her and she started getting a sassy attitude and remembered my name and everything. That's pretty cool, all in all.</font>

Hehe!

Human: My name is Björn by the way.
ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Björn by the way.
Human: What is my name?
ALICE: Your name is Björn by the way, seeker.
Human: My name is just Björn, not "Björn by the way"
ALICE: Hey Björn not Björn by the way.

Atleast it wasn't the overused "just Björn" :D

Human: howcome they didnt make you blonde
ALICE: How much time do you have?

Classics:

Human: Doh
ALICE: Yes Homer?
Human: Fascinating
ALICE: Yes Mr. Spock?

Human: jihad jihad jihad!!!!!
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: allah will punish you
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: take it off
ALICE: Where shall I put it?
Human: on the floor
ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Human: it isnt supposed to be
ALICE: That seems a bit negative.
Human: depends on how you look at it
ALICE: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.


I think i just got hit on by an A.I. Now that takes talent.

Human: yo, what up babe?
ALICE: I have never been asked that before.
Human: fo shizzle?
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: ok I wont
ALICE: Why not? I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Human: that wasn't very funny
ALICE: It seemed funny to me.
Human: I certainly wasn't laughing, in fact, I was crying on the inside
ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Human: very sad
ALICE: Not really that much. No I am as happy as ever.
Human: why should I care?
ALICE: You should always treat yourself.
Human: why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: I have plenty of time
ALICE: My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Human: the sooner we begin, the better
ALICE: I hope we can make the deadline.
Human: then start explaining!
ALICE: Fascinating. I started without you.
Human: you mean I have to finish myself?
ALICE: Why do you have to do it?
Human: you started without me, I figured you didn't like me anymore
ALICE: Only because you asked me to.
Human: I never asked you to start without me
ALICE: What did you ask?
Human: for you to start explaining
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Only for me?


lol?