At least three Christian wrestling associations are active in the southern United States, staging matches using traditional pro-wrestling gimmicks (angelic "babyfaces" vs. creepy "heels"; the "injured" star who gamely takes a mauling but wins through sheer determination). In one pointed adaptation, the bad guys strap "Wrestling for Jesus" star Chase Cliett onto a large cross in the ring and beat him bloody, but he is resurrected after a good-guys' "run-in" from the dressing room. Wrestling for Jesus and Ultimate Christian Wrestling (both based in Georgia), and Texas' Christian Wrestling Federation, set aside some time each show for their muscular roughnecks to evangelize among their rowdy fans, according to an Associated Press report. [Reading Eagle-AP, 3-23- 06]

IF some massive wrestler came up to me, shoved his gargantuan fist in my face and said "Do you submit to JESUS" i would probably obey....

It's spelt weird...

I know, I know...just flying fingers

This must be what they meant when they said "Onward christian soldiers"

No, no, They were clearly speaking to me...

Texans. Just when you think you understand them, they come up with another idea that no sentient creature could ever conceive.