From a friend...

I have a Golden Retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my ba**s and a car hit me.

That's... beautiful. You're a hero to smart-asses everywhere.

That was awesome!

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Nice.

HAHAHAHAHA.... I'll never look at the bag of purina cat food the same away again...glad I don't have a dog! :D :D :D

I'm confused is it cat food or dog food? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color=8fbc8f>No, no, you've got all 'different' "You have a Rottweiler". The very large gentleman behind the woman was listening intently. After the punch line, assistance was needed for liquid clean-up at check-out, and the gentleman also needed assistance departing the store due to his uncontrolable laughter. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>