Yep, stupid ole' Jack Thompson is at it again.....

God, these people should really get a life. It's bullshit to be honest. I'd like some pyscological proof about that.

I just wonder if we could blame things like the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, or Bonnie and Clyde's rampage on video games? Oh, wait, they hadn't been invented yet.

Ok, so all these people who commit murders who happen to have video games are obviously doing it simply because the video games made them do it. Then again, I'm sure a lot of murderers had Bibles somewhere in their homes, and the Bible has some pretty nasty parts to it. Therefore, using perfectly logical reasoning, I conclude that the Bible causes people below the age of 18 to murder people via crucifixion and the like. I propose we ban the sale of Bibles to all people below the age of 18 due to this correlation.

Also:

http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg

Another example of a fact based solely on coincidental correlation.

Maybe all this evidence should be presented at Congressional hearings about violence in video games.

That pirate chart is awesome :D

Either way, I think Jack Thomposon should be... well, controlled by a video game, causing him to spread the joy about video games everywhere. O, the irony!

Anyone but Thompson, hopefully. Someone by that man a ferkin lollypop or something. He obviously didn't get that Playstation from Santa.