....that the tub of solid butter had turned into tub of butter 'soup'

....that everyone in town had turned on their fans and air conditioning which caused a blackout for 7 hours (*thinks to self* knew there's a reason that I brought a generator...)


95 here in Michigan, USA

*placed 5 electric fans on self*

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It was really hot in the ole nation's capital today. Don't think it was 95, but my arms got burnt from taking a 15 minute car drive. I don't like such heat.

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It is so hot here that we had to put the peanut butter in the fridge so that we would not have to "pour" a peanut butter sandwich!
In AZ, that is a year round necessity!
We just "officially" neared the 100 mark and expect to surpass it any day now.

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Try it out here in the great American South. Its hot like that but try it with a 100% humidity factor. The air is almost too thick to breathe.

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In Cuba our low is 70 degrees. And that's our *winter*. Doesn't get any colder than that. Well, we can go to the beach all year round. Nothing wrong with that.

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The temperature here today at 3pm was 97 degrees. Ouch. I can only imagine how horrible it is in other, hotter parts.

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The temperature here in Missouri has been in 90's nearly every day, and up over 100 a couple of times. The heat index is well over 100, usually 110+. Plus, it's incredibly humid, which makes everything that much worse.

Two summers ago, I lived in a house with a couple of other people that didn't have air conditioning. We had a candleholder on the with a regular candlestick in it. It got so incredibly hot inside that house that the candle actually melted a bit and bent over at an angle. That also happens to be the summer that I broke my ankle, so I got to spend 3 or 4 weeks at that house, in a cast, with just a fan. (We did eventually have to put a window unit in the room I was staying in.) Needless to say, I stayed with my parents for about 3 or 4 weeks while I had the cast on so I could enjoy some air conditioning http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

so hot that...

* -you see a dog chasing a cat and they were both WALKING
* -you want to swim down the road instead of walk on it
* -you can leave your leftovers from the fast-food place in the car and they'll still be heated 4 hours later
* -you expect any moment to be attacked by salamanders and fire elementals
* -Siberia starts looking like an attractive residence possibility
* -half the people are barefoot and it's in an OFFICE
* -if you "take a leak" in the woods, it evaporates before it hits the ground
* -you can fry eggs on your car hood quicker than you can on your stove
* -you decide to go indoors to get a sun tan
* -mascara runs before you even put it on
* -ladies don't even think about panty hose until late September
* -if you buy a steak at the grocery store, it's cooked by the time you get it home
* -grass comes in three shades: yellow, brown, and dead
* -the top of your outdoor thermometer just exploded
* -the "cold tap" on the water faucet is a sick joke
* -your clothes are dry before you can even get them hung on the line
* -you have to run the AC in your car for 10 minutes before you can even dare to touch the metal buckle of the seatbelt
* -you begin to wonder if there's sunblocks with SPF values in the triple-digit range

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