Driving While Nude
Recent drivers who decided, for reasons known only to them, to get naked before taking the wheel: (1) A woman, her toddler and her mother (all naked), Norwood, N.Y., sitting in a parked car (February). (2) John Persico, Providence, R.I., smashed into several cars naked (February). (3) Natalie Peterson, 23, Roy, Utah, shucked her clothes after an argument with her aunt (March). (4) Eric Wayne, 57, Pocono Township, Pa. (An officer who knew him said Wayne "tends to get a little weird" when he's been without sex) (arraigned in March). (5) A man and woman, ages 59 and 70, Cologno al Serio, Italy (joyriding nude) (March). [New York Daily News, 2-13-06] [WKMG-TV (Orlando)-AP, 2-23-06] [KTVX-TV (Salt Lake City), 3-26-06] [Pocono Record (Stroudsburg), 3-16-06] [Reuters, 3-16-06]

Yikes, on some of those, but where are all the naked 23 year old girlies driving nude around my house? I'd be out to see that. Note: No, I don't think I'll be out and about driving anything nude, especially not my m/c.

Me driving nude? no way! I'll be the laughing stock of the entire town. [img]tongue.gif[/img]