A guy got home from a bar, piss drunk. He went up to his room, looked out the window, and noticed that the sun was gone, and it was dark.
He was so drunk he couldn't figure out where the sun went, and he got really worried! He thought and he thought, but no luck.
He was so worried that he ended up standing there all night before it finally dawned on him!

There is no such thing as "a bit drunk".

It's similiar too getting sorta laid! :D

[ 04-07-2006, 05:57 PM: Message edited by: Zebodog ]

...or being just a little bit pregnant?

There is, you just can't remember it afterwards. ;)

There is, you just can't remember it afterwards. ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Errr...nope, that's called "completely wasted".

Guy comes home dead drunk, starts taking his clothes off when he notices the mirror. He stares at it, then walks up to it, and stares some more. After staring at it for hours, turning around, making faces at it, looking at his reflection at different angles, his mom enters the room and asks "Jack, what are you doing?" He says "Ah! Jack! That's right, Jack!"