A 23-year-old man fell to his death off a balcony during a spitting contest with his brother and a friend (Mount Prospect, Ill., November). A 21-year-old man was shot to death inside a stranger's home at 1:45 a.m., perhaps after having missed the bumper sticker on the homeowner's truck, reading, "Gun control means using both hands." (Rochester, N.H., September). A 37-year-old man escaped a fire in his home but died of smoke inhalation after he decided to go back inside to look for his cell phone to call 911 (Greenville, S.C., December). [Chicago Tribune, 11-30-05] [Foster's Daily Democrat (Dover, N.H.), 9-17-05] [Augusta Chronicle, 11-21-05]

Hmm... Bloody Simpletons... I blame McDonald's :D