...so I have not checked my email in a month. A solid month. This is my school email, by the way. I got tired of checking it, or even being on the internet at all back in December, so I'm sure it's filled with all sorts of nasty things, like spam and job offers, and meetings I was/am supposed to go to.

<font color=red>And monsters.</font>

Lots of 'em.

And they're all ready to kill me.

Anybody have a shield +2/+5 vs. email that I could borrow? This could get pretty messy. Better yet, anyone have any healing spells? I could REALLY use a cleric, who knows how to bandage bludgeoning damage.

...or anyone also have demon emails? I think that this is prime rant-territory, myself!

You just need a good Holy Word or Turn Undead spell.

Yeah, my ISP email account is supposed to have a spam filter, but...My free Yahoo! account has better spam protection than the email account I pay for. Go figure. My website account doesn't get any spam though, thank goodness, it would be a bit of a pain to keep seeing all those mails show up, just to have them be spam, instead of potential customers.

Just go in and slash and burn!