Came across this in an issue of Lockergnome...

http://www.aunty-spam.com/the-toy-pa...t-ben-wa-ball/

I'm not going to include a summary, but if you look at the name in the last part of the link, you should have a good idea of what it is. If you don't know, then you may not want to go there...

It's clean (no pictures or anything that will get you in trouble), but it addresses *ahem* mature subject content. Not explicitly, but...

All I can say is that when someone gave me a pen a couple of years ago that would light up when my cell phone rang, I didn't see the possibilities...

And Cloudy, it's not my fault!!! They keep bringing this stuff to me!

I wonder if anyone would actually buy and use this?

For the business woman with no time in her busy schedule.

Oh, come on. There's always the copy room. :D

Nope, that would never work. Too many people (most of whom would be copying their ass) to watch.

The toy bursts into action, sensation ripples through your body.
Flushed, you look around, has anyone noticed?
No, no-one knows your secret…
Then The Toy stops…

Reminds me of my old english teacher who, after confiscating someone's cell, would put it into his breast pocket. Someone sent a message, and the teacher jumped out of his chair and started fiddling with it. Bloody hilarious.

LOL! Nice one played on your teacher!