Today be national talk like a pirate day , so less'n ye want ter spend yer daylight hours scrubbin' the galley, get to it and speak like ye were born to!

And if'n yer not part o' this national sea, ye kin still show what yer made of... jest talk like a pirate wherever ye are, and the rest of those land-lubberin' scalawags will know that yer with us, and they'll bring ye fine treasures to keep ye from pillaging and looting.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Yarr, blow me down. Yer as the soggy barnacle on me barge, I says. I been waitin' fer Tee-el-a-peedee all me life, savvy, and thar she blows.
Aye me varmints, come scuttle out o' the bilge an' do yer cap'n proud, arr.

But I don't wanna be a Pirate...

NYARRRGH. Ye'll be consent to thee deep, Sailor Calar, fer yer insolence.

Ye Scurvy Sea Dog, I'll teach ye what it means to mutinye. Yarr.

What if you don't know how to talk like a pirate?

Thar be a link fer you filthy landlubbers:

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/in...=PiratePhrases

Yarr, last year me and few of me old buccos did run up the jolly rodger on the college mast (well, flag pole...I mean, shiver me timbers me hearties) twas a fine day Jim lad. yarr, the scurvey dogs saw that I kissed the gunner's daughter for that..

Ok, so who brought the parrot, I left a pack of crackers on the deck and they're gone.

Pirate pick-up lines:
http://talklikeapirate.com/howto.html#pickup

They're along the lines of: "I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon."

Er... yarr... uhm... yeah. [img]tongue.gif[/img]