lol, this is pretty funny.
(well I found it funny, but if you haven't played MTG before, you pobably wont find it funny...)

[ 09-19-2005, 01:38 AM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]

Those are absolutely brilliant, thanks for sharing! [img]smile.gif[/img] And I think that these will still be funny for those who've never played M:TG. For conservative disaster mismanagement apologists on the other hand... ;)

[ 09-17-2005, 06:57 AM: Message edited by: Grojlach ]

<font color=cc66ff>Absolutely 'magical'! "Tails he is hiding and cannot be tapped in. Heads, taps in, has coronary, sacrifice immediately, take control." Brillant!</font>

Those are gold. Should be extended to a worldwide scenario

JACQUES CHIRAC (Green) 2xRandom 2xGreen Mana
(PICTURE)
Laissez Faire EU Politician
Jacques Chirac may not be played unless one Angry Wine Peasants is untapped.
Comes into play tapped.
(Green) Untap Jacques Chirac. Destroy one random Atol type land.
(Tap) No EU Politician may attack this round.

Edited the first post, as due to popularity, they gave the cards their own site ;)