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"I'm going to bruise you into the stuff of nightmares!!"

Meh, good enough [img]tongue.gif[/img]

For Q
Rampaging over the cliffs, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Q`alooaith! And she gives a booming grunt:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy like a sentient bulldozer!!"

and for J
Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the candy store! It is Jennifer, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries mightily:
"I'm going to smash you until you turn inside-out, and grin like a ******* maniac!!"

Just quoteing.

[ 08-08-2005, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: Q'alooaith ]

Running over the cliffs, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andrew! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I sow darkness and discord like a river of pure piranha!!!"

Oh yeeeah!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

*cough*

Running across the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Bozos! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to contort you so thoroughly, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

Cool! I'll use it someday!

P.S. Some profanity may come in your battlecry. Just FYI.

[ 08-08-2005, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: Bozos of Bones ]

Stalking amidst the fields, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Javan! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to bruise you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!"

Stalking out of the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Felix The Assassin! And he gives a booming roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I tear into the enemy like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

OMG. This is so.. realistic..Shudders! Looks for implant device. How? How could this be? Amazing. Double checks for implant devices.

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging on the fields! It is Duagloth Duskryn, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to spank you until your mortal mind doth snap!"

Prowling along the tarmac, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh Marty4! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

I like the vorpal blade :D

Prowling on the plains, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Jorath Calar! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!"

:D :D I like it... :D