(1) The Florida Supreme Court in March disbarred attorney David A. Barrett for violating the state's professional conduct code, including paying for an assistant to attend a chaplain's course at Tallahassee Memorial Hospital in order to offer prayers in the rooms of accident victims and solicit business for Barrett. (2) In County Cork, Ireland, in December, Dane Ring, 13, was suspended from school for two days after he ignored what schoolboys know is the cardinal rule of bodily functions, which is to never admit that you're the person, in a crowded room, who just passed gas. [Tallahassee Democrat, 3-18-05] [Irish Examiner, 12-16-04]

<font color="cyan">That first one is brilliant lol.

And in regards to the 2nd one, ya couldn't get expelled for that...if they tried that when I was at school, I wudda knocked some teeth out...</font>

No sighing today!
They're true? Yikes!