Hey Guys,

Interested in an engeenering chick? ... herez some help. ... Well, atleast it's supposed to be,


I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Wanna come back to my room and see my 166mhz Pentium?

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

You're sweeter than glucose.

We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.


Just incase she gets impressed, better look for someone else,


Source:- http://www.workjoke.com/projoke27.htm

166mhz Pentium?... How frikkin old is this!?!

:D

hehe

Anyone thinking of using these remember, we're laughing at you, not with you.

oh dear - those are trying to be very funny without actually containing any humour. Bad combination

LOL @ the 166 Pentium... I guess that's if you believe that size doesn't matter... ;)

Where's Arvon? Doesn't he usually dig these back up from their graves? :D

Using any of those lines would probably get you looked at like an idiot where I live.

I tend to go for the more romantic stuff, such as -

How do you like your eggs in the morning...fried or fertilized?

It works for me ;)

LOl, Charlie! Certainly better than stuff like Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

lol!!! I gotta use that one :D

Charlie coming out with the old ones for the young 'uns - heh recycling jokes from a past generation always works. :D

I always liked this one:

"Do you sleep on your chest? No? Can I?"

:D