Whenever You get caught ... Refrain from saying the below mentioned.

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

Whatever you do, don't search my trunk

Okay, so I was speeding and I let you catch me - how about best of three?

You should give the ticket to my damn unreliable cruise control.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

Thats the best i can tell you. I promise you won't get booked [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Good one dano. ;)

heh.. pls hold my beer :D .

Absolutely hilarious. Remind me to tell that to my parole officer.

[ 05-26-2005, 08:57 PM: Message edited by: Sir Degrader ]

Hehe, the first one's probably the best. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

lol!! When I saw the title I thought "Oh god not these again" but those were completely different and hilarious ;)
Good job [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

[ 05-26-2005, 09:31 PM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]

Anyone see The Longest Yard? It just came out...Adam Sandler does that in the movie :D

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

That's my favorite LOL. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

too good. i like it

Reminds me of something one of my buddies said when crossing into Canada years ago...

Customs Agent: Any alcohol to declare?

Buddy 1: No.

CA: Any tobacco?

Buddy 1: No.

CA: Any firearms?

Buddy 2, to Buddy 1: Think that includes the M-16 broken down in the trunk?

CA, slipping a marker onto the car: Pull over there, please...

They didn't find the M-16, but it wasn't for lack of effort in disassembling the trunk looking for it.

Never mess with someone who's on duty. Especially someone who can let you sit in a jail cell for the next 72 hours "just because".... [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]