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lol, I love reading those crappy emails, you know "Make you love tackle bigger" or "you have been specially selected for such and such"

Anyways, this one came through the other day and I had to share...

Quote:

Now presenting:
You know you've allways wanted it - watchees: elegent, fancy, impressive repliccas!
You can impress you're lady/man with:
roleex (including vip roleex), carttier, braitling, bulgari and much much more...
The bast brand s in the world!
Just naame it - We got it [img]smile.gif[/img]

hmmmmm i just can't wait [img]smile.gif[/img]
(deleted a strange link here)

my idea of a perfect movie experience is goin to a big cinema not too many around now with a few friends sharing some pop-corn and nachos and just havin fun.
i will be waiting for my pit crew shirt upon my return back to the u s go racer go go go no such thing as second place!
my chest and shoulders are still a little sore i bet most of it is due to the fact that i slept on a wobbly air mattress but i like to think that it s because of the laughing i m sure some of it is.
in the following essay mcevilly interprets nin s writing in her diary as a poetic examination of the self.
guy no no that s not what i meant i i thought you said friend chuck s my friend he s just my friend.
this year on a saturday so very convenient we slept there too and went straight to the airport on sunday morning to go to.
has returned to the north east and lives in hexham where he looks after his wife who hasbeen unwell.
anyway it was surprising for my dad to buy the japanese satay as what janice called it the teriyaki chicken.
i fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an iq that is three degrees below whale shit.
overland editions come with two tone leather seats quadra-drive navigation system brilliant black crystal pearl paint.
i felt rather awkward not knowing what to say to kev s mum though thankfully may took the responsibilty of comforting her.
he progressed to manager where he recorded two top-six finishes and an fa cup final during his three-year tenure.
comidas favoritas panquecas gratinado de frutos do mar e pizza e de doces bolo de chocolate suspiros brigadeiros e sorvete.
nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp nbsp kelly m.
then the guy sitting in front of the coughing guy looked like mr chan from the back hahaaa so funny.

riiiiigggggghhhhhhtttt [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 05-09-2005, 12:04 AM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]

You actually read that crap?

Quote:

Originally posted by krunchyfrogg:
You actually read that crap?

yeah, it's sometimes funny..
I don't read them all, just the ones that sound interesting (and no, I'm not stupid enough to actually follow one)

Just found this one...

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Makes a lot of sense eh ? :D

[ 05-09-2005, 06:24 AM: Message edited by: johnny ]

Yeah, it says Hi! :D

I once got one from someone who couldn't write html. Pathetic, really. Most people who can fix completely misspelt html by guessing the tags content from the concept, are likely not to do so.

Usually I despise the ones that pretend to be normal emails the most. Emails that come from John Arthur, and have "Hi! How are you!" as a title. [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]

Other emails I despise are the ones that put all sorts of symbols in the topic title instead of letters. "EN:LAR:GEn YO:UR TH1ING 3 INCH:ES!!!1!!"

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
Yeah, it says Hi! :D

No, it said something about cheerleaders. :D

I got a few that were more annoying :/ 20 emails of 73kb, hotmail full. Why can't they just automatically empty a spam folder when it's blocking your complete account.

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Originally posted by philip:
I got a few that were more annoying :/ 20 emails of 73kb, hotmail full. Why can't they just automatically empty a spam folder when it's blocking your complete account.

Get a gmail.