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The CPR class was using a mannequin victim for practice. To make them more portable, these mannequins are leg-less. The first student was called up to demonstrate what the class had learned. As instructed, he gently shook the doll and asked, "Are you all right?" He then put his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing. Suddenly he turned to the instructor and said, "She says she can't feel her legs!"

*groan*

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hehe. make me wanna say duh!