Birth Control Pills

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she stated, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The old lady replied, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."

Haha, nice one Arvon! ;)

Wheeeeeeee

Hahaha this one I like!

Smart-arsed person... *grumble* hah

Hmm. I wonder if the granddaughter dcould sue her grandmother for attempting to poision her.. ?

that might work. But i wonder,wouldnt the grandaughter find out? one would think it would taint the taste of the orange juice.But maybe not.

Teehee, won't the orange juice disolve the pills into useless?

That's sexual innuendo... I think. Still funny nonetheless.

I don't get it..

I haven't heard one of these in a while!